Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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