belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
why is half of my head shaved?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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