Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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