Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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