so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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