Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You've changed since you got that strap on
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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