I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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