She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
