I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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