He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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