My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
