do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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