i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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