Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this beer tastes like vomit already
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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