did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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