STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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