All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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