she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i out mim tonsoeep
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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