Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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