Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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