This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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