Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
