areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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