Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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