We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
