How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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