I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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