i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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