What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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