so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
