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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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