i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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