I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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