It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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