dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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