I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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