god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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