I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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