Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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