I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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