dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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