I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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