just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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