Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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