That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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