Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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