So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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