Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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