Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Randomize
