porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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