i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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