i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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