Sry I called you an 8
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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