i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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